Robot Underwear

Ok, so I haven’t posted in a while, but I’d like to point out that in the interim between my last posts and this one, I’ve had a total of 14 visitors based on searches for things like “weed underwear” and “naked ladies driving”.

"Weed" (aka marijuana)

I actually did some research (i.e. googling) on weed underwear just because. It turns out that I am not in the top 10 or even 30 of weed underwear search results, but Robot Underwear is nevertheless in some pretty awesome company. For example, there’s the Bolivian blog called Veneno Lundico which features a song called “The Woman in Weed Underwear can Carry me to Heaven.” Or there’s the puzzling site called Share the Talking Stick which advises women to discontinue use of dryer sheets as underwear. (P.S. Robot Underwear also recommends that you discontinue use of dryer sheets as underwear.) One commenter, Jodie, adds, “I agree that dryer sheets are just plain nasty. I haven’t used them since I first moved out of the house!” Good for you Jodie!

Sneaker - possibly to be used to house penis as neccessary. (Penis not pictured)

Further research, however, indicates that the searchers were probably just looking for the lyrics to the popular artiste J-Kwon’s song entitled “Underwear”. The song is really a masterpiece:

Got pussy everywhere
Weed in the air
I’m in my underwear
My under the underwear
Liquor everywhere
Condoms over there
I’m in my underwear

I am unsure as to what “my under the underwear” means, but he’s got pussy everywhere and I simply haven’t any, so who am I to argue? The song also goes on to discuss the pleasures of golden showers (“In the gold shower I’m handin’ out gold showers.”) and how his J-Kwon’s penis requires a sneaker (“Right now my third leg need a sneaker on.”)

I sure hope he gets that sneaker!